The Last General Epistle of San Webb to the Alpiners

1 Elder Webb, a disciple of Jesus Christ, grace unto you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
2 Greetings
3 Wherefore my beloved bretheren, he that hath tasted Mexican candy, knoweth it's flavor, for it is bitter and sweet.
4 And thus tasteth the end of a mission, for it is bitter and sweet.
5 But mostly sweet.
6 For behold my beloved bretheren my heart swells full in the joy of Christ.
7 Verily, Verily, I say unto you, the mission is likened unto the young man and his new talent.
8 Now it came to pass that there was a young man who left far from home, yea, he was sent away because he had no talent.
9 And while he was in the midst of a strange people he learned many things and became well known for his knowledge and understanding
10 And it came to pass that the young man recieved a new talent and his joy was full.
11 And whenst the young man returned home he didst not hid his new talent or forget it, nay! He didst show it unto his family, yea, and his friends, yea, and all those around him.
12 And thus it is my beloved friends and bretheren. Wherefore he that hath recieved the gospel must live it, and share it with all those around him.
13 For what is it good if it doth not save us, nor those around us.
14 Wherefore lift up your heads and rejoice, yea, repent ye, repent ye, so that ye shall be made whole, for he that forsaketh his sins, the same shall be forgiven, he that trades sorrow for joy will certainly enter into the kingdom of God.

*Elder Webb is not responsible for any apostasy included by San Webb

W is for winner and Webb (bowling)